Since We Are On The Subject

By: Wanda Touchim | May 11th, 2009

Is it just me or is Dani Alves distinctly less hirsute now than he was after the Chelsea game? Here he is celebrating during Barcalona’s match against Villareal yesterday. Didn’t that game end in a draw?

Dani Alves you just went through to the Champions League Final. What are you going to do now? “I’m getting a body wax!”

Maybe that is how they celebrate going to the Champions League final in Barcelona – Body waxing for everyone!

On closer inspection (hey! it is my duty as a HABs Blogger), he looks a little stubbly. I bet he just shaves. Oh well, maybe they save the waxing as special treat for after they win the Champions League final. Yep, that must be it.

Oh, and I most certainly hope this second name is that of his wife. Either that, or he scored that goal for… erm… “Little” Dani Alves (if you get my drift).

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• Lotte Cox |  May 11th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

  
  
  

  I noticed the same thing — the only answer, obviously, is that he watches this site religiously, and shaved after reading about his own stubble.

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• Stephanie |  May 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

  
  
  

  It did end in a draw, but Barca were up 3-1 at one point so he was celebrating believing he had just clinched the La Liga title for Barcelona.

  Also, two Alves posts in a row right after an Arshavin/Gunnersaraus and Puyol post?! The quality of ballers here is not that great…… :S

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• Stephanie |  May 11th, 2009 at 8:05 pm

  
  
  

  Oh, and Daniel F. and Victoria are his children I believe.

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• Mrs Gourcuff |  May 11th, 2009 at 10:34 pm

  
  
  

  It’s possible that the he shaved only after the champions league semifinal. In America, some members of teams including coaches don’t shave their beards in the playoffs due to some superstitious belief.

  I must say, his hip cleavage looked way hotter on tv.

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• Johonna |  May 12th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

  
  
  

  No way! He has his daughter’s name tattooed over his crotch? Eeeew. It sort of makes sense if it is is wife down there – you know, like a “keep out” sign to skanks or something – but not so much for a daughter.

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• Kasia |  May 13th, 2009 at 6:58 am

  
  
  

  If I remember corecly, Goldenballs has his kid’s name tattooed above his ass. Equally creepy.

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• Kasia |  May 13th, 2009 at 6:59 am

  
  
  

  *correctly

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