Man-Love Hotness
Weekend Kisses
By: Lotte Cox |
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After new arrival Diego Milito scored both goals (Zlatan who?) in Inter’s preseason win over AC Milan on Sunday, Javier Zanetti could think of only one way to thank him. See? That kind of inspired decision-making is why he’s captain.
Under the jump, the Russians (well, one Russian and two Brazilians) get into the act.
Category: Man-Love Hotness
Tags: Alex, Argentina, Brazil, Diego Milito, Inter, Inter Milan, Javier Zanetti, Man-Love Hotness, Spartak Moscow, Vladimir Bystrov, WellitonOn the Lighter Side: Cristiano Ronaldo’s “Awakening”
By: Amanda Leerat | 1 Comment
Sometimes a video says so much that we have nothing left to add. This is such a video.
(If you know who the bulge-in-profile belongs to, please enlighten us in the comments.)
Lorik Cana Hearts Samir Nasri
By: Amanda Leerat | 6 Comments
Remember a long time ago, when Samir Nasri was still at Marseille?
And remember when Lorik Cana had long hair, and looked like a really hot caveman who seemed like the type who would go out and club a mate to drag back to the cave?
Somehow in our imaginations it looked [...]
Genoa, Home of the Manpile
By: Lotte Cox | 1 Comment
This season, Genoa have proved their willingness to climb on top of one another at the drop of a hat. When you’re in the process of achieving an amazing home win over Juventus, though, it calls for something a little bit special: Cue the midgame, on-pitch orgy, supervised — ostensibly, anyway — by those who [...]
And to Celebrate, Let’s ALL Massage Pavel Nedved’s Buttocks!
By: Amanda Leerat | 4 Comments
This is mainly just your standard goal video. At least until you get to about the :25 mark, when it becomes a special personal moment between Vincenzo Iaquinta and the goal-scorer, Pavel Nedved.
Sometimes these goal celebrations say what words can only hint at…
(It’s okay, Vincenzo. When we’re happy, we have to [...]
Category: Man-Love HotnessWhat is Off About This Picture?
By: Ivanna Baller | 9 Comments
Any picture with Paolo Maldini (those beautiful eyes) always catches my attention. But upon closer inspection of this example of a Milanese lovefest…something seems off.
Is it…the awkward look on Andrea Pirlo’s face? David Beckham puffing his chest out? Filippo Inzaghi wanting some action? Alexandre Pato desperately needing a shave? Or is it Paolo Maldini’s deer-caught-in-headlights [...]
Category: Man-Love HotnessXisco: Eagerly Bringing the Man-Love
By: Lotte Cox | 7 Comments
Xisco is currently sitting on the bench at Newcastle, which must be awfully depressing for him — not only is he not playing, but he’s also freezing his ass off, without a beach in sight. One hopes he’s been able to find new friends on Tyneside who are just as touchy-feely and/or kissy as the [...]
Some European Weekend Man Love
By: Amanda Leerat | No Comments
How can I show my love for you? Let me count the ways.
I can hold your hand.
Category: Man-Love HotnessMan Love to the Max
By: Ivanna Baller | 8 Comments
Love on the football field doesn’t get much better than this.
PS: I was drinking soda when I watched. Bad idea because there are some funny moments that take you by surprise. And now my nose hurts.
Joaquín: Not Exactly Shy
By: Lotte Cox | 7 Comments
This, apparently, is how they used to celebrate at Real Betis: Joaquín would dance, and teammates would (presumably) take turns as his partner/groper. Man. God only knows how he was able to drag himself away — Valencia may have a lot of short guys named David, but they’re nothing compared to a nice, intimate booty [...]
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