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Portugal’s underwear for the 2010 World Cup
By: Corrine |Portugal’s new under armour kits for the 2010 World Cup were unveiled today by Nike. We appreciate Nani’s effort and all but this photo is seriously lacking of our favourite hairgel-obsessed Portuguese winger. Where in the world is Cristiano Ronaldo for times like these? Maybe the weeks spent recovering from injury has put him out [...]
Derby Weekend in Photos
By: Corrine |The past weekend gave us some of the most intense footi we’ve seen all month! There were derbies in virtually every league – some which consisted of badge kissing, Bitchface™, badly behaved ballers (holy red cards, Batman!) and even beach balls!
Here’s a mini photo recap of the derbies from the weekend:
1) Fenerbahce vs Galataray
Don’t [...]
Martin Palermo: Wet and Happy
By: Amanda Leerat |Oh, look! It’s Argentina’s Martin Palermo, wet and shirtless, celebrating after scoring a goal that helps keep Argentina’s World Cup dreams alive.
We can get behind this kind of celebration. Or in front of. Or kind of…sideways. But pressed up close.
(And we curse the day that the [...]
David Villa in Sport Life Estilo… modeling?
By: Corrine |Here’s a look of Valencia striker David Villa on the cover of this month’s issue of Sport Life Estilo.
Unlike his Spanish teammate Sergio Ramos, who tried a bit too hard to perfect the pouty-model face, El Guaje is as natural in front of camera as he is in front of goal. No direction was needed [...]
At Milan, There is No Line Between Football and Modeling
By: Lotte Cox |Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by minions with cameras. These are not, however, your typical, sports-photographing minions. Oh no, not for Milan — Milan are followed by fashion photographers, so that everything they do appears to [...]
Club America: Taking the World Football Challenge by Storm
By: Lotte Cox |Club America goalkeeper Armando Navarrete would like you to know two things. First, that his team just beat Inter Milan (in PKs) and AC Milan in the space of four days, and second, that they’re planning to take Chelsea on Sunday, too.*
We here at HABs, meanwhile, would like you to know just one thing: Navarrete [...]
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: New Number, Same Torso
By: Lotte Cox |Zlatan Ibrahimovic may be on his way to Barcelona, but he’s not there yet. At the moment, he’s in California with Inter, rocking the bottom half of his new #10 gear, and reminding us of the shallowest reasons to love him.
Loïc Perrin: A Frenchman for Your Consideration
By: Lotte Cox |Loïc Perrin isn’t yet 24, but he’s already not only captain of Ligue 1 club Saint-Etienne, but is also doing his best to forge himself a little modeling career. Thoughts? We’re pretty impressed by the Clive Owen-style smolder, as well as by his willingness to foreground that chest hair.
One more after the jump with the [...]
Matteo Ferrari: Bringing the Hot in Istanbul
By: Lotte Cox |After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica’s hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa’s Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his move to Besiktas yesterday. While it’s a sad day for Serie A because he’s both easy on the eyes and coming off his best season in a while, the fact [...]
Oguchi Onyewu: An American in Milan
By: Lotte Cox |[Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!]
After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan announced this morning that Oguchi Onyewu will be joining the big time, trading Belgian champions Standard Liège for a chance in Serie A. And, since Alessandro Nesta hasn’t gone a [...]






