Gratuitous Nudity
Diego Forlán. Shirtless. For our Health
By: Amanda Leerat |
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Oh, look! It’s Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlán, showing us that his abs and biceps apparently have something to do with “men” and “health.” Wondering if it shouldn’t actually read “Women’s Health,” though?
(Because we’re suddenly feeling much better.)
Spotted on Atletico Madrid Offside.
Category: Gratuitous NudityInside the dressing room for the Serbia NT
By: Corrine | 3 Comments
Part of this photo is NSFW. It’s like a game of “Where’s Waldo” – there many decoys to distract you from spotting your objective, but if you try hard enough you’ll find what you’re looking for.
Category: Gratuitous NudityMartin Palermo: Wet and Happy
By: Amanda Leerat | 2 Comments
Oh, look! It’s Argentina’s Martin Palermo, wet and shirtless, celebrating after scoring a goal that helps keep Argentina’s World Cup dreams alive.
We can get behind this kind of celebration. Or in front of. Or kind of…sideways. But pressed up close.
(And we curse the day that the [...]
Nudity and Hip Dips and Zlatan! Oh My! (and Blogger Needed)
By: Amanda Leerat | 4 Comments
(Spotted on ONTD)
Occasionally we see a video that leaves us speechless. This is such a video. Let’s just allow Zlatan’s undergarment to speak for itself, shall we?
(Click on the link, and on the second page of the comments you will also find this in the form of a .gif, which, sadly, is [...]
Category: Gratuitous NudityAt Milan, There is No Line Between Football and Modeling
By: Lotte Cox | 1 Comment
Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by minions with cameras. These are not, however, your typical, sports-photographing minions. Oh no, not for Milan — Milan are followed by fashion photographers, so that everything they do appears to [...]
Tags: AC Milan, Alessandro Nesta, Ambrosini shirtless, Andrea Pirlo, Azzurri, Basic Hot Ballers, Clarence Seedorf, Gianluca Zambrotta, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Italy, Marco Borriello, Massimo Ambrosini, Massimo Oddo, Milan, Oddo shirtless, Pato, Pippo Inzaghi, Sandro Nesta, shirtless MilanZlatan Ibrahimovic: New Number, Same Torso
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
Zlatan Ibrahimovic may be on his way to Barcelona, but he’s not there yet. At the moment, he’s in California with Inter, rocking the bottom half of his new #10 gear, and reminding us of the shallowest reasons to love him.
Andy Carroll: Looking Good in the Championship
By: Lotte Cox | No Comments
Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn’t mean Andy Carroll isn’t still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, dammit! He’s definitely the main reason we appreciate Newcastle’s decision to end each of their three-a-day training sessions with ice baths. More, please.
Matteo Ferrari: Bringing the Hot in Istanbul
By: Lotte Cox | No Comments
After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica’s hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa’s Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his move to Besiktas yesterday. While it’s a sad day for Serie A because he’s both easy on the eyes and coming off his best season in a while, the fact [...]
Oguchi Onyewu: An American in Milan
By: Lotte Cox | 4 Comments
[Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!]
After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan announced this morning that Oguchi Onyewu will be joining the big time, trading Belgian champions Standard Liège for a chance in Serie A. And, since Alessandro Nesta hasn’t gone a [...]
An Enthusiastic Greeting for Roberto Soldado
By: Lotte Cox | No Comments
Roberto Soldado, it appears, has made Getafe fans very happy indeed.
What’s that? You say where you are it’s a crime to greet people who have pleased you by groping them and trying to take their clothes? Why, where’s the fun is that?
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