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Club America: Taking the World Football Challenge by Storm
By: Lotte Cox |
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Club America goalkeeper Armando Navarrete would like you to know two things. First, that his team just beat Inter Milan (in PKs) and AC Milan in the space of four days, and second, that they’re planning to take Chelsea on Sunday, too.*
We here at HABs, meanwhile, would like you to know just one thing: Navarrete [...]
Tags: Armando Navarrete, Club America, Freaking Adorable, Hot Ballers, Mexico, World Football ChallengeZlatan Ibrahimovic: Melting Hearts (And Other Parts)
By: Lotte Cox | 7 Comments
You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the traditional parade of small children (two sons by Zlatan). The Swede himself celebrated the former by taking off his clothes and flexing, and the latter by being so adorable even [...]
Jadson: Winner and Daddy
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
After scoring the winning goal in added time, being named Man of the Match, and lifting the UEFA Cup, Shakhtar’s Jadson had only one thing left to do: Find his son. All together now: Awwwwww!
(You know, it’s a pity this doesn’t happen in other professions — it’d be nice to see lawyers triumphantly kissing [...]
Dani Alves: Proudly Unwaxed
By: Lotte Cox | 4 Comments
Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up enough about Barca going through last night to strip with enthusiasm, showing off his stubbly torso — either he’s just sworn off waxing, or he hasn’t had time to hit [...]
Everyone Wants a Piece of Arshavin
By: Lotte Cox | 3 Comments
Scoring at will is one thing, but it’s not until you’re accepted by the club’s creepy mascot (What IS that thing?) that you know you’re really on the inside. Well done, Andrei. Just … be careful. That thing looks hungry, and you’re no more than an amuse-bouche even to a human, let alone a giant [...]
Category: Freaking AdorableLorik Cana Hearts Samir Nasri
By: Amanda Leerat | 6 Comments
Remember a long time ago, when Samir Nasri was still at Marseille?
And remember when Lorik Cana had long hair, and looked like a really hot caveman who seemed like the type who would go out and club a mate to drag back to the cave?
Somehow in our imaginations it looked [...]
Edison Cavani: Football, Braces and Couture
By: Lotte Cox | No Comments
Edison Cavani’s life at Palermo started with bang two years ago, when he was barely 20 and scored a sick equalizer in his first appearance for the club. (Scoring on his debut is a habit for him — he did the same in his first appearance for the senior Uruguayan national team.)
Now an old man [...]
Mmm … Alexi Sanchez
By: Lotte Cox | 6 Comments
Chile’s Alexi Sanchez (that’s him on our right, with the hip cleavage) moved from River Plate to Udinese in Italy this season. Disappointingly, apart from one match, he’s been keeping his clothes on since his arrival in Serie A. Luckily for us, though, the internets remember what the old days where like.
Brazilian NT: Maxin’ and Relaxin’
By: Lotte Cox | 10 Comments
Brazil’s (and Inter’s) godlike keeper Julio Cesar takes a well-deserved break, joined by the singificantly less deserving Robinho. One assumes Robinho is there just to thank Julio Cesar (over and over and over again) for miraculously grabbing Brazil a point after they were dominated by Ecuador but somehow managed a 1-1 draw.
Take a look at [...]
Markus Rosenberg: Tasty Swedish Meatball
By: Wanda Touchim | 3 Comments
Hey there HABers. I am new here, and, for my first submission, I give you hunky Swedish forward Markus Rosenberg:
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