Bulges and Such
Lorenzo De Silvestri: Getting His Dance On
By: Lotte Cox |
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After Lazio won the Coppa Italia in penalty kicks last week, they did what victorious footballers are expected to do: Took off nearly every stitch of clothing and posed for pictures. Just posing, however, was not enough for the magnificent Lorenzo De Silvestri (who’s very much not the gremlin his Dancing Face might [...]
Tags: Basic Hot Ballers, Bulges and Such, Coppa Italia, Hot Ballers, Lazio, Lorenzo De Silvestri, Lorenzo De Silvestri shirtless, SS LazioOn the Lighter Side: Cristiano Ronaldo’s “Awakening”
By: Amanda Leerat | 1 Comment
Sometimes a video says so much that we have nothing left to add. This is such a video.
(If you know who the bulge-in-profile belongs to, please enlighten us in the comments.)
Lionel Messi: Everybody Look Up
By: Amanda Leerat | 2 Comments
It is probably illegal to engage in bulge-watching with a player this young.
So stop looking already.
(Nice — um — haircut, Leo.)
An Anonymous Package with Your Morning Coffee
By: Lotte Cox | 4 Comments
No idea who this team are or where they play (if you recognize them, help us out in the comments), but, damn, dude on the left. Respect.
Blast from the Past: Dennis Bergkamp
By: Amanda Leerat | 1 Comment
Dear Dennis Bergkamp,
We once read that Thierry Henry said that you were best up front.
We thought he meant something else entirely.
And while we’re at it, here’s another Bergkamp photo to make you go Awww. Unlike the previous one, which was probably more like, Ooooh!
Category: Bulges and SuchThe Ballack Bouncing Bulge, Again
By: Amanda Leerat | No Comments
Yes, we’ve seen video of the Bodacious Ballack Bouncing Bulge before, but… Well, some things just never get old.
(Know what this video needs, though? Slow motion.)
Category: Bulges and SuchNice View, Carles!
By: Amanda Leerat | No Comments
It’s never polite to take advantage of a man when he’s injured. And this isn’t the best photo of Barcelona’s rough-and-ready centerback, Carles Puyol.
But the photo does have a certain…um…something to recommend it.
Category: Bulges and SuchMmm … Bernardo Corradi
By: Lotte Cox | 4 Comments
Yes, Bernardo Corradi has been mentioned here before. In case you were wondering, he still plays for Reggina, and they’re still awful, which may or may not explain why he looks so smoulderingly soulful all the time. (If it is the reason, here’s hoping they stay bottom of the table. Sorry, Reggina fans.)
Man Love to the Max
By: Ivanna Baller | 8 Comments
Love on the football field doesn’t get much better than this.
PS: I was drinking soda when I watched. Bad idea because there are some funny moments that take you by surprise. And now my nose hurts.
Joaquín: Not Exactly Shy
By: Lotte Cox | 7 Comments
This, apparently, is how they used to celebrate at Real Betis: Joaquín would dance, and teammates would (presumably) take turns as his partner/groper. Man. God only knows how he was able to drag himself away — Valencia may have a lot of short guys named David, but they’re nothing compared to a nice, intimate booty [...]
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