Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Melting Hearts (And Other Parts)

By: Lotte Cox | June 4th, 2009

You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the traditional parade of small children (two sons by Zlatan). The Swede himself celebrated the former by taking off his clothes and flexing, and the latter by being so adorable even the hardest of hard men were heard cooing at the pictures.

Further evidence of both after the jump.

That’s Maximilian who’s flying. He’s about two.

(Give me a second, please, my maternal instincts are flaring up.)

Ah, yes, that’s better — no longer thinking about the children.

“Quick, everyone — it’s our big chance to touch him without getting suspicious looks!”

Category: Basic Hot Ballers, Freaking Adorable, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers

Tags: Basic Hot Ballers, Freaking Adorable, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Ibra, Inter Milan, Maximilian Ibrahimovic, Sweden, Vincent Ibrahimovic, Zlatan, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Zlatan Ibrahimovic shirtless

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• Kasia |  June 4th, 2009 at 8:23 am

  
  
  

  Children scare me. I’d prefer him carrying around kittens. Still, what a body! Why ruin it with ugly tattoos?

  Posted from Poland

  

• Lotte Cox |  June 4th, 2009 at 11:19 am

  
  
  

  To make it even more annoying, Kasia, he claims that he eats anything he wants, and just naturally looks like that. The big, metabolically gifted jerk.

  Posted from Portugal

  

• Laurie |  June 4th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

  
  
  

  His kids actually look Swedish.

  Posted from United States

  

• mallymoodle |  June 4th, 2009 at 11:01 pm

  
  
  

  His babies don’t have his nose. Good thing/bad thing?

  Posted from Australia

  

• Luna |  June 5th, 2009 at 12:28 am

  
  
  

  Good God, I love this man…I wish I could eat anything I wanted

  Posted from United States

  

• ScudettoStarved |  June 5th, 2009 at 4:46 am

  
  
  

  I’ve found where all the ladies are hiding on the Offiside.

  Posted from United States

  

• Lotte Cox |  June 5th, 2009 at 9:42 am

  
  
  

  @ Laurie: Given how Swedish his partner looks, it’s not too surprising that they’re so fair and adorable. And, as mallymoodle wisely observed, his genes (nose and otherwise) seem refreshingly quiet in the mixes so far.

  @ ScudettoStarved: Drat, rumbled! (If you can handle the periodic semi-nudity — footballers’, not ours — you’re very welcome to join us.)

  Posted from Portugal

  

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