Yeah, That’s Probably Not Worksafe

By: Lotte Cox | November 30th, 2008

This is the part of himself that Joaquin wants us to see without clothes covering it. Under the cut is a glimpse of the parts he’d probably really rather keep for a select few.

Oops.

[Thanks to Ruby for the tip. So to speak.]

Category: Bulges and Such, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers

Tags: Bulges and Such, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Joaquin, NSFW, Valencia

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• Johonna |  December 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 am

  
  
  

  You know, I am just not sure that I want to know him that well… though I can’t seem to turn away.

  Posted from United States

  

• ursus arctos |  December 3rd, 2008 at 7:01 am

  
  
  

  So, is the “breast fed until he was 8″ thing a turn on or a turn off?

  Enquiring minds want to know . . .

  Posted from Italy

  

• Lotte Cox |  December 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 am

  
  
  

  Johonna, I can’t think of a single footballer I want to know that well. Not even Zlatan.

  ursus, is that you or Joaquin? Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

  Posted from United States

  

• Bonnie |  December 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 am

  
  
  

  I love how long it took for anyone to comment on this one… I still don’t know what to say I love Joaquin. This was just… a LOT of Joaquin to see.

  Posted from Canada

  

• ursus arctos |  December 3rd, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  
  
  

  Lotte, it’s a fairly widely known factoid about Joaquin (particularly among Sevilla supporters).

  Posted from Italy

  

• Johonna |  December 3rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  
  
  

  That is so incredibly icky Ursus.

  Posted from United States

  

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