The Ongoing Mystery of Marko Pantelic’s Crotch

By: Lotte Cox | May 12th, 2009

As has been discussed here before, we’ve got a growing suspicion that Hertha’s Marko Pantelic is actually a walking, talking Ken Doll. Not that we’re complaining, really, it’s just that, given how low he wears his pants, we really ought to have seen some sign of actual, human genitalia by now. But there’s nothing! Just smooth, shiny Ken Doll!crotch.

The last time we … examined this issue, some suggested the evidence was Photoshopped, because what we were seeing was clearly not natural. And, really, it’s hard to argue with that logic, but either someone is a very, very busy little Photoshopper, or it actually IS natural.

As natural, that is, as a human Ken Doll could be. A very pretty Ken Doll, but one that seems to be missing some parts. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)

Category: Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers

Tags: Gratuitous Nudity, Hertha, Hertha Berlin, Hot Ballers, Marko Pantelic, Marko Pantelic shirtless, Serbia

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• Steven |  May 12th, 2009 at 10:12 am

  
  
  

  How can THAT be attractive…

  *goes away to yell at his beer belly*

  Posted from Belgium

  

• Amanda Leerat |  May 12th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

  
  
  

  You know that he’s probably going to read this and send you photographic proof that you’re wrong, right?

  Although since nobody knows who you really are, he’d have to send it to Daryl, our beloved Editor.

  And that thought has just made my entire day.

  Posted from United States

  

• Abby |  May 12th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

  
  
  

  If that comes to pass, Amanda, as the resident Hertha blogger I believe I’d be required to view the photographs. For the record, you understand.

  Posted from United States

  

• Johonna |  May 12th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

  
  
  

  You know, could be he isn’t a biological male at all… He could be a F to M transsexual.

  Posted from United States

  

• Caitlin |  May 12th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

  
  
  

  There’s some slight bulge evidence here:

  http://www.daylife.com/photo/0aQJ6qTdG11dp?q=marko+pantelic

  Posted from United States

  

• Ro |  May 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

  
  
  

  ROFL @ Amanda Leerat! Oh Dear Lord I can imagine Daryl’s expression now.

  Posted from United States

  

• Lotte Cox |  May 16th, 2009 at 3:28 am

  
  
  

  Ha! Daryl should be so lucky.

  Posted from Portugal

  

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