Never Enough Zlatan

By: Lotte Cox | November 1st, 2008

It’s been more than a week since we’ve featured him, so it’s high time for More Zlatan. First, since it’s being discussed in the comments on another post, everyone who loves Zlatan but hasn’t seen Cirkus Zlatan, the glorious Swedish documentary made last spring, needs to correct that oversight immediately via this subtitled version (link goes to part one, the other parts are linked in the sidebar).

Second, gaze upon this picture, and then click on it because it’ll get really, really big, and even more drool lick-worthy.

Two more big ‘uns from the same shoot back here.






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  • Laurie |  November 1st, 2008 at 12:48 pm

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    Color me shocked that he doesn’t wax his chest hair.

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  • Johonna |  November 1st, 2008 at 3:10 pm

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    Dont worry, I have a post over on the Inter board with all 5 parts linked in. I think it is scheduled to go up at 6 tonight.

    I dont think 5 licks are quite enough. I think this is 7 licks + a kleenex to wipe the drool off my chin.

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  • Johonna |  November 1st, 2008 at 3:18 pm

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    Ok, so the erm…markings… down along his pant line, is that a removed tatoo?

    Argh. Dont tell me he had a tattoo of his OWN name?!?

    Well at least it is mostly gone now.

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  • Lotte Cox |  November 1st, 2008 at 4:23 pm

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    Johonna, I’ve never been able to find out for sure, but there are pics of him with his name in silver there (can’t find those, but here’s another closeup of the marks — for research purposes), so there’s a theory that it was put on for a photoshoot, and those marks were left behind for a while after it was removed.

    Let’s all just hope that was the case, shall we?

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  • Laurie |  November 1st, 2008 at 5:09 pm

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    I’m pretty sure I have a photo of the “Zlatan” belly tattoo somewhere from when I was researching tattoos for the quiz last week. I was going to make some joke about the fact that Amauri put his name on his arm so he knew the name to call out in the moment of ecstasy, and tried to figure out how that tied into the Zlatan tattoo. But anything I could come up with was too naughty for the main page.

    Will search to see if I can find the photo.

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  • Johonna |  November 1st, 2008 at 5:16 pm

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    Well, whatever it was, it seems to be largely gone now.

    Must be Helen’s doing. She seems like someone who can keep Zlatan in line.

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  • Martha |  November 1st, 2008 at 5:31 pm

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    Johonna, you took the words right out of my mouth — if baby Zlatan ever did something that spectacularly stupid, I’m quite sure she’d not only make sure it was corrected but, by the time she was done with him, he’d think it was his idea to get it removed.

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  • Laurie |  November 1st, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  • Lotte Cox |  November 1st, 2008 at 6:57 pm

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    Thanks, Laurie, that’s the one! See, to me that looks like something done for that shoot, but who the hell knows.

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  • Inara |  November 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pm

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    Lotte, are you trying to kill me?

    This man is my undoing. If I saw him in person, I would melt. Not even Jeremy Toulalan could make me do that.

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  • Johonna |  November 2nd, 2008 at 1:26 am

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    So I have the whole documentary up over at the Inter offside.

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  • Angharad |  November 3rd, 2008 at 11:58 am

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    Oh, Zlatan. Your body makes me feel strangely weak and filled with all sorts of desires that would undoubtedly get me censored should I try to share them with the innocent public, but you could you please, please do something about your hair.

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  • Johonna |  November 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm

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    He needs to keep it long to balance his nose – look at some Ajax or Juve pictures and you will know what I mean.

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  • Angharad |  November 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 pm

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    I liked it when it was curly (even though that was back when he was in that stomach-turning Juve kit). Why can’t he go back to having it curly?

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  • ivaylopk |  February 24th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

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    Zlatan’s haircut is perfect!!! It’s better than it was in Juve? DO NOT cut it!!!
    I have similar one!

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