Mmm. Luca Toni

We’re going to call the luscious Luca Toni a four-tongue HAB. He misses the five-tongue cut-off only because he doesn’t seem quite sure what to do with those wayward curls.

Not that we hold that against him.

Yes, we’d like to extend the jeans rips upward a little. Is that so bad?

Let’s hope it’s not to scale.

Hmm. Nope. Definitely not to scale.

How come this kind of stuff doesn’ts show up in my Vanity Fair?

In this age of oiled smoothness, you kind of have to respect a man who resists the urge to depilate.

Want to make the leap to five tongues, Luca? Shave every third day. Tops.
And disrobing more frequently might help too.
Just a thought.

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