

Mmm. Luca Toni
By: Amanda Leerat | November 14th, 2008We’re going to call the luscious Luca Toni a four-tongue HAB. He misses the five-tongue cut-off only because he doesn’t seem quite sure what to do with those wayward curls.
Not that we hold that against him.

Yes, we’d like to extend the jeans rips upward a little. Is that so bad?

Let’s hope it’s not to scale.

Hmm. Nope. Definitely not to scale.

How come this kind of stuff doesn’ts show up in my Vanity Fair?

In this age of oiled smoothness, you kind of have to respect a man who resists the urge to depilate.

Want to make the leap to five tongues, Luca? Shave every third day. Tops.
And disrobing more frequently might help too.
Just a thought.
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I’ve learned to appreciate Loooca for his amazing normal guy-ness, but I don’t know that I’d award him any of my personal tongues (so to speak). I am, however, totally digging that Punisher/Similarly Badass Comic Guy tshirt.
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Me too. I have my live-in comic-book geek tracking that guy down for me.
As for Luca – I am so glad that he shaved off that horrible little mustache he was sporting at the Euros.
Plus, he likes beer!
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