Mladen Petric Likes Paint (And Looking Hard)

You know Mladen Petric — he plays for Croatia (you can tell by the Slaven Bilic reflected in his hip shades) and, as of last summer, Hamburg in Germany. He also, rather unexpectedly, seems to have a thing for being covered in paint.

Ok, there’s a good excuse for this one, I guess. It was a promotional Euros thing — a lot of guys were painted in national team colors, not just Mladen. And it was for a good cause, not … personal pleasure.

And I’m sure everyone else asked the keep the paint on, and to have extra, personal shots taken.

There is, however, no such excuse for this.

Or this. (Nice hip cleavage, though. Damn.)

When he’s off the pitch and not wearing paint, Mladen still likes to look as badass as possible.

I think they call this whole look “8 Mile-chic.”

Not to worry, though, ladies and gents — if you don’t go for the hot!convict look, he’s also got a softer side.

Aw! See how well he cleans up?

(Anyone from J. Crew who’s looking for a new model, his people are manning the phones as we speak.)

And, finally, for anyone who likes a cross on a man but is creeped out by Kaka.

“Yeah baby, I’ve got your cross right here.”

(Not to suggest he would ever say something like that. Certainly not.)

Because, underneath it all, he’s just a bummed-out kid in need of a cuddle.

Category: Basic Hot Ballers, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers

Tags: Basic Hot Ballers, Croatia, Gratuitous Nudity, Hamburger SV, Hot Ballers, Mladen Petric

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