

Luis Jimenez: When Footballer Calendars Go Wrong
By: Lotte Cox | January 14th, 2009This is Luis Jimenez. He plays for Inter and, sometimes, Chile. His wife is a model, which I think explains a lot about the choices he made on his calendar shoot. Well, either that or he reads a lot of romance novels — where else could the barn idea have come from?

Seriously. Were they on a farm?

No, wait — my bad, it’s a quarry. Of course.

You see why I’m blaming his wife here, right? I think he’s covering his boobs.

The fact that he’s actually gorgeous makes it all the more tragic — imagine what could have been!
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Yep, this session is more hilarious than sexy. Now I’m thinking about manure and wheelbarrows.
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I love when “come hither” glances only illicit profuse laughter from viewers.
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@ Kasia: If only the whole thing had been sponsored by a farming supply shot of some kind, it’d have been perfect!
@ Bonnie: It’s just tragic, isn’t it? And I swear he’s quite sexy when he’s not trying so damn hard.
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STABLEBOY!
Running gag win.Posted from
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Hey, love you ladies. Keep up the excellent work! Andrea from the Chivas blog and I agree it might just be time to give a little love & attention to Aaron Galindo who just moved from Eintracht Frankfurt to Chivas de Guadalajara. There’s just something about that guy…
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And why all the over the shoulder looks?
Boy, those rocks sure look uncomfortable – whose idea was that.
And to say his wife is a model is giving her too much credit: http://inter.theoffside.com/files/2008/08/wags1.jpg
she is the one dressed as the devil.
YIKES.
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