Luis Jimenez: When Footballer Calendars Go Wrong

By: Lotte Cox | January 14th, 2009

This is Luis Jimenez. He plays for Inter and, sometimes, Chile. His wife is a model, which I think explains a lot about the choices he made on his calendar shoot. Well, either that or he reads a lot of romance novels — where else could the barn idea have come from?


Seriously. Were they on a farm?


No, wait — my bad, it’s a quarry. Of course.


You see why I’m blaming his wife here, right? I think he’s covering his boobs.


The fact that he’s actually gorgeous makes it all the more tragic — imagine what could have been!






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  • Kasia |  January 14th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

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    Yep, this session is more hilarious than sexy. Now I’m thinking about manure and wheelbarrows.

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  • Bonnie |  January 14th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

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    I love when “come hither” glances only illicit profuse laughter from viewers.

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  • Lotte Cox |  January 14th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

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    @ Kasia: If only the whole thing had been sponsored by a farming supply shot of some kind, it’d have been perfect!

    @ Bonnie: It’s just tragic, isn’t it? And I swear he’s quite sexy when he’s not trying so damn hard.

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  • Jennifer |  January 16th, 2009 at 12:33 am

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    STABLEBOY!
    Running gag win.

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  • Melissa |  January 16th, 2009 at 12:47 am

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    Hey, love you ladies. Keep up the excellent work! Andrea from the Chivas blog and I agree it might just be time to give a little love & attention to Aaron Galindo who just moved from Eintracht Frankfurt to Chivas de Guadalajara. There’s just something about that guy…

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  • Johonna |  January 16th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

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    And why all the over the shoulder looks?

    Boy, those rocks sure look uncomfortable – whose idea was that.

    And to say his wife is a model is giving her too much credit: http://inter.theoffside.com/files/2008/08/wags1.jpg

    she is the one dressed as the devil.

    YIKES.

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