How Would You Rate Francesco Totti?

By: Amanda Leerat | February 6th, 2009

No Totti, no party. Or so they say. (Oh, come on. Make it rhyme. Work with me here.)

Not sure where Roma’s Francesco Totti falls on our five-tongue rating system.

A one-tongue player, you’ll remember, is the one who makes our readers want to lick the screen — but only once. The scale tops out at five, aka the Gourcuff rating. Or some would say Ibrahimovic.

But Totti is definitely fits on the scale somewhere. HABs fans, how would you rate Francesco?

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First, let’s start with a little video, Totti with the long hair. It’s in Italian, but you can get the gist.

A few more photos, some more scantily clad, below the jump.

Category: Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers

Tags: as roma, Francesco Totti, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Totti shirtless

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• Martha |  February 6th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

  
  
  

  Is there a zero tongues option? Surely not everyone deserves/needs/inspires licking!

  Posted from United States

  

• Kelly |  February 6th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

  
  
  

  5 tongues for Totti, Id lick that over and over

  Posted from United States

  

• Bonnie |  February 7th, 2009 at 1:33 am

  
  
  

  Here’s the thing-while I respect him, love his passion for his home club, and covet his training capris, I in NO way want to lick him. Strange.

  Posted from Canada

  

• Johonna |  February 7th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

  
  
  

  Bonnie – I agree.

  Great footballer – totally unlickable.

  Posted from United States

  

• mele419 |  February 8th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

  
  
  

  What, no pictures of him in the hospital bed?

  Posted from United States

  

• melissa |  February 14th, 2009 at 11:45 pm

  
  
  

  these pictures don’t induce licks like these:

  http://www.kickette.com/images/uploads/TOTTITHIGHSTOPLES.jpg

  http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i126/radza10/Totti1.jpg

  Posted from Australia

  

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