Diego Forlan Could do a Flat Abs Infomercial

By: Amanda Leerat | November 25th, 2008

How flat is Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlan’s belly?

So flat you could probably use it for a ruler.

(Quick. You hold him down while we grab a pen.)

Category: Gratuitous Nudity

Tags: Atletico Madrid, Diego Forlan, flat abs, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers

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• Johonna |  November 26th, 2008 at 3:40 am

  
  
  

  What a tease he is.
  “What is that? You want to see my flat flat belly? No, I cannot show you – it will drive you mad. Well… perhaps only a peek.”

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