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By: Lotte Cox | October 12th, 2008

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We swear we’re not trying to turn this blog into ZABs, or something, but it’s not every day a man makes Cristiano Ronaldo look tiny, and when one does it should be celebrated. (Also, Captain Zlatan. Very nice.)

Category: Gratuitous Nudity

Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Inter Milan, Manchester United, Portugal, Sweden, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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• Laurie |  October 12th, 2008 at 11:58 am

  
  
  

  As Brian at Run of Play said when I posted a similar photo on Offside main page:

  Brilliant. I haven’t seen the video, but I’d like to think they held that manly hand-clasp/eye-lock just a split-second too long, then each went out and slept with 934 hookers.

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• Johonna |  October 12th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

  
  
  

  Hey! I was going to use this as the lead for my next post. It was going to be all about how Inter players did with their respective national teams. (major pout).

  I especially like that he still has his captain’s arm band on. Sort of makes him all the nakeder.

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• Ivanna Ballar |  October 12th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

  
  
  

  This pic is all Zlatan. Crissy Prissy looks like a little kid next to him.

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• Lotte Cox |  October 12th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

  
  
  

  Well yeah, Laurie, except that Zlatan surely has way better taste than to gaze at Ronaldo for any longer than the rules of football handshakes demand, and his partner would kick his ass into next week if he touched one hooker. I do, however, take your point.

  You can still use it, Johonna! Spread the word.

  And word, Ivanna. Just … word.

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• Ruby |  October 13th, 2008 at 9:14 am

  
  
  

  [I'm kinda glad MmmmmmNuno didn't play, now - if the Peacock makes him look short, how much of a midget would he look next to Beaky? *grin*]

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• Ivanna Baller |  October 13th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

  
  
  

  I’m surprised Zlatan doesn’t have his own blog on the offside. I guess we’ll have to do our best to substitute.

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• Johonna |  October 14th, 2008 at 1:19 am

  
  
  

  I have been trying to convince my significant other to take on a Zlatan fan page but I dont think he likes him quite as much as I do. I thought about it, but I dont know if I have the time to do it justice.

  But I agree, he needs some space.

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• Laurie |  October 14th, 2008 at 2:05 am

  
  
  

  Ruby, I know what you mean. Zlatan looks like he could consume Chrissy in one bite.

  (And that looks much dirtier in writing than it was in my head.)

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• Lotte Cox |  October 14th, 2008 at 11:12 am

  
  
  

  God, Johonna, think of the material — there could be, like, three posts/day! Maybe you two could collaborate? It’s crying out to be done, really.

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• Johonna |  October 17th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

  
  
  

  I did post this over at the Inter page and Ibra is getting all sorts of totally non-gay man love.

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