Beckham – 109 Caps and Still Stripping

By: Wanda Touchim | March 30th, 2009

David Beckham in his Armani undies David Beckham is one of those players that people either love or love to hate (or obsess over). There is no denying, he is beautiful – and he absolutely knows it. I thought, as a special tribute given his new record, we could take a little looksee at what all the fuss is about.

First of all, just about the only thing David Beckham has done more that play for England is have his picture taken in some state of undress. There are literally hundreds of pictures of the man’s chest (go ahead, google it), and his …erm… package has been thoroughly investigated. Really, there is not all that much left to say… but Becks keeps taking it off for the cameras so how can I resist?

Becks, a victim of his own media whoreishness
Dont hate him because he is beautiful

Over the years, he has sported many a look. From beatific innocence:

the young Mr. Beckham
See, look how shy he is. He can’t even look at the camera. In fact, this could be his first time – or at least that is what the photographer would like us to think.

To Eurotrash gigolo:

Becks in San Tropez looking... wet
Doesn’t this just scream cougar bait?

To…. well… whatever the heck this is supposed to be:

Becks as... you tell me!
Words fail me.

But what I find the most astonishing is that, even at the ripe old age of 33 (he will be 34 in May) and in the dead of winter, Golden Balls is still taking it off for the cameras.

Here he is last Sunday (March 22) after the Napoli game:

Becks getting nekkid after Napoli
This game ended 0-0 but the fans still got a thrill.

And the week before that in Siena:

Becks dopo siena - still shirtless
Milan won this game so I guess this is celebratory nudity.

And even in February, in Bremen, Germany, he still manages to have his picture taken while stripped to the waist:

Beckham after Werder Bremen
Beckham braves the German winter without even a shirt to keep him warm.

The sad thing is, until it warms up a bit, this is all we have. I have been keeping a close eye on the photo outlets looking for shirtless pictures of football players (research), and everyone is wearing undershirts. The only game in town is Becks… And he is starting to look pretty good.