Another Stripping Yoann (More Or Less)

By: Lotte Cox | January 28th, 2009

This one’s actually a “Yohan,” but when they’re nearly naked, who’s worrying about spelling? Everyone, meet Yohan Mollo. He plays for AS Monaco (and is allegedly an Arsenal target — look out, London) and, despite being a mere child of 19, has clearly spent many, many years waxing honing his torso in order to take off his clothes on a football pitch.

Young he may be, but he’s definitely not shy. More power to you, Yohan.

More near-naked after the jump.

All of these are from their French Cup match win this week, in which he was apparently quite the star.

(He’s only recently started playing regularly, so of course he wants to show off his abs to the people.)

Well, his abs, and his booty. And his thighs.

Oh, well, and his arms too.

And his … Ok, yeah.

We’re impressed, Yohan. Very impressed.

Category: Bulges and Such, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers

Tags: Arsenal, AS Monaco, Bulges and Such, France, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Ligue 1, Yohan Mollo, Yohan Mollo nude, Yohan Mollo shirtless

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• Kasia |  January 28th, 2009 at 10:45 am

  
  
  

  What a showoff! But since he looks like this, not like Wayne Rooney, it’s alright.

  Posted from Poland

  

• Lissette Evil Blue |  January 28th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

  
  
  

  More Power to the Yo’s. If he ever gets in an Arsenal shirt,the Arsene babies gonna have to eat more vitamins
  Can U imagine it.
  Hey new guy how old are U
  Yohan -19
  Arsenal babies in their minds -WTF is he eating.
  Move over Bitchnaldo- your replacement is here. & his only 19

  Posted from United States

  

• Stephanie |  January 28th, 2009 at 7:17 pm

  
  
  

  his isn’t nearly half as pretty as the other Yohan…but his torso is amazing!

  Posted from United States

  

• Stephanie |  January 28th, 2009 at 7:17 pm

  
  
  

  *he’s

  Posted from United States

  

• Amanda Leerat |  January 28th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

  
  
  

  I’m imagining that after the Bordeaux-Valenciennes game, Yohan’s thoughts went something like this: “I’ll show that little pipsqueak how to rock black bikinis!”

  Yohan may have a slightly more ripped body, but Yoann has the face.

  Posted from United States

  

• Johonna |  January 29th, 2009 at 1:16 am

  
  
  

  But where or where is the VIDEO????

  We require the bounce!

  He is preternaturally hairless, though.

  Posted from United States

  

• Johonna |  January 29th, 2009 at 1:17 am

  
  
  

  Just to be clear, when I first opened the page I think I made some Homer Simpsonesqe drooly noises.

  Do you suppose he has a houseboy that helps him with the waxing?

  Posted from United States

  

• Lotte Cox |  January 29th, 2009 at 7:07 am

  
  
  

  @ Lissette: Maybe Arsene will bring him in just to put the fear of god into those (other) egotistical punks?

  @ Stephanie and Amanda: We need to take away Gourcuff’s eyeliner and mascara so it’s fair fight — THEN we’ll see if Yohan or Yoann looks better!

  @ Johonna: OH, DO I KNOW THOSE NOISES WELL. (And I cannot find video anywhere, either of the bouncing or the houseboy aided waxing. The world is a cruel, unjust place.)

  Posted from United States

  

• Stephanie |  January 29th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

  
  
  

  lol I always thought gourcuff looked like he wore eyeliner!

  Posted from United States

  

• JG |  April 17th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

  
  
  

  Yohan is a beautiful guy. I posted on my blog a match opposing Yoann GOURCUFF VS Yohan MOLLO.
  It’s Yohan the Winner of this match.

  Posted from France

  

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