A Five Tonguer: Yoann Gourcuff

By: Ivanna Baller | October 19th, 2008

This French hottie has been sizzling on and off the pitch for both Girondins Bordeaux and Les Bleus. He’s been racking up goals and assists almost faster than he’s been making new fans, and there are few who would contest he’s been Ligue 1’s best player so far this season.

The only complaint we could possibly have about Gourcuff is that he doesn’t take his clothes off enough. If he did, the HABs Offside might have to upgrade him to six tongues – a level which doesn’t exist yet but would surely be created for him the day he starts acting more Italian.

If you read the excellent Bordeaux Offside, which has been doing a stellar job of keeping everyone updated on the “original” new Zidane, you might have heard of the rumors that he’s been secretly dating French Olympic swimmer Laure Manaudou. Gourcuff has always been an admirer of female athletes, so any sportswomen in the audience should keep their hopes up.

Category: Basic Hot Ballers, Gratuitous Nudity

Tags: AC Milan, Basic Hot Ballers, Bordeaux, Girondins Bordeaux, Gratuitous Nudity, Laure Manaudou, Les Bleus, Yoann Gourcuff

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• Jennifer |  October 19th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

  
  
  

  LOL! I wouldn’t really say secret, but damn, she’s not good enough for our Yoann!
  I wish we can keep him forever…

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• Johonna |  October 19th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

  
  
  

  He is positively dreamy.

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• Laurie |  October 19th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

  
  
  

  I swear the boy has eyeliner permanently tattooed on his lower lids.

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• Andrea |  October 19th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

  
  
  

  He is definitely a 6 tonguer…haha. He is so pretty.

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• Lissette Evil Blue |  October 19th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

  
  
  

  I’ve notice his 5 tong hotness way ladies He’s very talented an sometimes with Kaka-esque resemblance, and don’t forget his beautiful eyes, on the short Give him 5 tongues & a screen lick

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• Johonna |  October 20th, 2008 at 3:22 am

  
  
  

  I just want to know what they were doing in that gym. They clearly had to get dressed very quickly – so fast that they forgot to button their pants up all the way.

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• Johonna |  October 20th, 2008 at 3:23 am

  
  
  

  Or is it just to suggest that those pants could come off in a split second … should the right occasion arise?

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• Ivanna Baller |  October 20th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

  
  
  

  Johonna, perhaps it’s both. They got dressed really fast when they were caught by surprise, but didn’t bother getting too dressed when they knew they’d take the pants off again once the photographer left.

  In either case, I’m waiting for Gourcuff’s wet shower pictures to surface. He spent two years in Italy, so those pics must exist.

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• mele419 |  October 27th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

  
  
  

  If only I was gay…

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• Jennifer |  October 31st, 2008 at 11:59 pm

  
  
  

  Ivanna, I can guarantee you it exists in Bordeaux — he’s talked about taking showers with the boys.

  Now if only they’ll start Bordeaux TV soon enough..

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