http://habs.theoffside.com For female football fans Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:08:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Portugal's new under armour kits for the 2010 World Cup were unveiled today by Nike. We appreciate Nani's effort and all but this photo is seriously lacking of our favourite hairgel-obsessed Portuguese winger. Where in the world is Cristiano Ronaldo for times like these? Maybe the weeks spent recovering from ... http://habs.theoffside.com/hot-ballers/portugals-underwear-for-the-2010-world-cup.html Oh, look! It's Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlán, showing us that his abs and biceps apparently have something to do with "men" and "health." Wondering if it shouldn't actually read "Women's Health," though? (Because we're suddenly feeling much better.) Spotted on Atletico Madrid Offside. http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/diego-forlan-shirtless-for-our-health.html The past weekend gave us some of the most intense footi we've seen all month! There were derbies in virtually every league - some which consisted of badge kissing, Bitchface™, badly behaved ballers (holy red cards, Batman!) and even beach balls! Here's a mini photo recap of the derbies from ... http://habs.theoffside.com/hot-ballers/derby-weekend-in-photos.html Part of this photo is NSFW. It's like a game of "Where's Waldo" - there many decoys to distract you from spotting your objective, but if you try hard enough you'll find what you're looking for. http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/inside-the-dressing-room-for-the-serbia-nt.html Oh, look! It's Argentina's Martin Palermo, wet and shirtless, celebrating after scoring a goal that helps keep Argentina's World Cup dreams alive. We can get behind this kind of celebration. Or in front of. Or kind of...sideways. But pressed up close. (And we ... http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/martin-palermo-wet-and-happy.html Here's a look of Valencia striker David Villa on the cover of this month's issue of Sport Life Estilo. Unlike his Spanish teammate Sergio Ramos, who tried a bit too hard to perfect the pouty-model face, El Guaje is as natural in front of camera as he is in front of ... http://habs.theoffside.com/hot-ballers/david-villa-in-sport-life-estilo-modeling.html (Spotted on ONTD) Occasionally we see a video that leaves us speechless. This is such a video. Let's just allow Zlatan's undergarment to speak for itself, shall we? (Click on the link, and on the second page of the comments you will also find this in the form of ... http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/nudity-and-hip-dips-and-zlatan-oh-my-and-blogger-needed.html After new arrival Diego Milito scored both goals (Zlatan who?) in Inter's preseason win over AC Milan on Sunday, Javier Zanetti could think of only one way to thank him. See? That kind of inspired decision-making is why he's captain. Under the jump, the Russians (well, one Russian and two Brazilians) ... http://habs.theoffside.com/man-love-hotness/weekend-kisses.html Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by minions with cameras. These are not, however, your typical, sports-photographing minions. Oh no, not for Milan -- Milan are followed by fashion photographers, so that ... http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/at-ac-milan-even-beach-volleyball-is-glamorous.html Club America goalkeeper Armando Navarrete would like you to know two things. First, that his team just beat Inter Milan (in PKs) and AC Milan in the space of four days, and second, that they're planning to take Chelsea on Sunday, too.* We here at HABs, meanwhile, would like you to ... http://habs.theoffside.com/freaking-adorable/club-america-taking-the-world-football-challenge-by-storm.html