(Twitpic after the jump)

Then, you click the link to see (drum roll please):

So, what do we think, HABs Readers: Is Cesc’s masseur sexy? Even more titillating, Does Cesc think his masseur is sexy?

Well, just in case anyone got the wrong idea, he quickly followed up with this tweet:

Go Gunners indeed.
I ♥ Twitter!

According to said video, the full campaign will be released next week. Dont worry, we will keep all you HABsters posted.

WOOF!

Francesco Totti in all his glory. Unfortunately, that bathing suit looks like panties to me which sort of kills the mood.

And taking the kiddies for a dip (everyone: awwwww).

Before showing off his… erm… assets.

If you are so inclinded, there are more photos (mostly of Ilary, her sister, and the kids here).

Zlatan has it… In spades

Yum.

He looks pretty good from the front:

Not bad. Nice broad chest, big arms… I am beginning to think of Dirk in a whole new light.

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And not so bad from the side:

Nice abs as well. Who knew?

As for the rest, one wonders what Robben was thinking. At least, the good people at Getty Images tell me this is Arjen Robben. As I am not directly familiar with this view of the man, so I will take their word for it:

At least the photographer was standing behind Robben. Yikes.

My question is, who is the guy with the bright idea to pants Robben in front of a stadium full of people, a massive tv audience, and any number of eagle-eyed photographers?

Or is this just how one celebrates in the Netherlands?

Here we see the boys with a lion cub. Which is cuter? Hard to say.

On the field trip were such lovelies as Senhor cheekbones Pedro Mendes, Ricardo Rocha, Paulo Ferreira, Rolando, Daniel Fernandes, Danny and Beto with an adorable little lion cub. So cute you could just squeeze them.

Not to be outdone, Deco and Nani pose with a giraffe.

Ok, maybe not quite as cute, but come on, who doesn’t like giraffes?

And just for good measure. Everyone take a deep breath, all together now “AAAAWWWWWW.”

How freaking cute is this? Paulo Ferreira and a baby lion cub… going.. in.. to… cute… overload.

I can barely stand it.

Oh, look. It’s USMNT/Rennes defender Carlos Bocanegra.

Who knew that post-hernia surgery treatment could be so…um… So…uh…

Clingy.

(Yeah. That’s the word we want.)

After viewing this photo, we were inspired to google some cling-wrap slogans. Nothing was quite apropos, but we do think the photo gives a whole new meaning to “The Man From Glad.”

(Thanks to MRWF, whoever you are, for uploading this to Twitpics. The world is in your debt.)

As spring turns to summer so Dolce and Gabbana turn to the Italian National Team to strip to their undies and get spayed down all in the name of fashion. This time, we even get a behind-the-scenes video. Hooray!

It seems that one of the perks of being on the Italian National Team is that you get to pose mostly naked in Dolce and Gabbana underpants. They did it in 2007, in 2008, and last year as well. I think that by now it can safely be considered a duty that comes with the call-up (get your cap and grab your panties!).

This year the old guys are out, no Cannavaro or Gattuso, just the supple young flesh of the Vincenzo Iaquinta, Federico Marchetti, Antonio di Natale, Domenico Criscito, and the oh-so hot Claudio Marchisio:

This time, just in case you dont know what they do, the underwear has the word “Calcio” (Italian for football) right there on the band. How handy is that!?!

And now, in full living the color, the promised behind the scenes:

Thank you Signori Dolci and Gabbana. Grazie.

This photo collection.

Tell me this particular collage was created by a straight male. Just try.

Yeah, we couldn’t keep a straight face on that one either.

P.S. Lisandro? We want to know what’s up with the salute.

Barcelona’s Lionel Messi, lookin’ happy.

And when Leo’s happy, we’re happy too.

Or maybe it is the wad of Euros. In which case… Let’s see… Checking…

Yep. We’re still happy.