The Beckham Has Landed

By: Lotte Cox | December 20th, 2008

OMG DAVID BECKHAM YOU GUYS! (That sounded convincing, right?)

Unless you’ve been under a (lovely, media frenzy-damping) rock for the past month or two, you’re well aware that David Beckham is joining AC Milan on loan for a few months starting, well, now. Whether we think this is happening purely for footballing reasons or because Milan and Adidas decided they needed even more publicity, none of us mere mortals has the power to stop the Mighty Milan Media Machine when it really gets rolling, so it’s best to just get out of the way and let the Photoshopped-within-an-inch-of-their-lives pictures (well, either that or he’s turned into plastic) steamroll the international press. Yay?

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Category: Basic Hot Ballers, Hot Ballers

Tags: AC Milan, Basic Hot Ballers, David Beckham, Hot Ballers, LA Galaxy, MLS, Serie A

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• Johonna |  December 20th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

  
  
  

  He looks like a plastic action figure.

  I am a little curious to find out what Borriello finds out in the locker room though.

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• shehan |  December 20th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

  
  
  

  he looks pissed.

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• mimo |  December 20th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

  
  
  

  something must be wrong with me. i almost invariably find these macho, oh-so-intense, i-have-xray-eyes posturing by male actors and footballers comical. does this look work on most women?

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• mimo |  December 20th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

  
  
  

  i should add that this look says more “i-need-peptobismol/ate-some-wierd-nachos-yesterday” than “i-am-hot” to me.

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• Eveline |  December 20th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

  
  
  

  Mimo, I completely agree.

  No matter how hard I look, I can’t seem to find the appeal in David Beckham. Huge treasure bits on mega billboards or not.

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• brief |  December 20th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

  
  
  

  I thought they morphed him with Sheva in that first picture.

  I’ve never understood his appeal either, and he just doesn’t pull off that macho look particularly well.

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