Oh Hello, Zlatan

By: Ivanna Baller | October 9th, 2008

Some would argue that he is god’s gift to football. Here on the HABs Offside, we argue that he is god’s gift to women.

Category: Basic Hot Ballers

Tags: Basic Hot Ballers, Zlatan, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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• mele419 |  October 9th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

  
  
  

  I’m sorry, but he’s one ugly mother f*cker.

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• Ivanna Ballar |  October 9th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

  
  
  

  He’s not pretty by any means, but maybe it’s because he is a jerk sometimes, I shamelessly find him attractive.

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• Johonna |  October 9th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

  
  
  

  He is quite fit though.

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• Laurie |  October 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

  
  
  

  I like him so much better with shorter hair.

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• mele419 |  October 9th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

  
  
  

  I will give that he is fit, thus has a somewhat decent body, aside from that, he is butt-ugly.

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• Jennifer |  October 9th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

  
  
  

  D: Zlatan WAS gorgeous. Back in the Ajax days…

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• Ivanna Ballar |  October 9th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

  
  
  

  It’s true, he’s become a bit more unkempt since moving to Italy, but he has managed to retain that “I’m really good in bed” air.

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• Bonnie |  October 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

  
  
  

  I was trying to find the words to describe Zlatan’s attractiveness, Ivanna found the description I was looking for.

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• Martha |  October 9th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

  
  
  

  Mele’d think he was a sexy beast if he played for someone other than Inter.

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• Johonna |  October 9th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

  
  
  

  Well, he does have quite large hands and feet…

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• elisa |  October 11th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

  
  
  

  The cigarette is a turn-off and he is way too mufugli.

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• Johonna |  October 12th, 2008 at 3:44 am

  
  
  

  Cigarette? What cigarette?

  You mean his cell phone?

  I think this picture is better anyway… not that I am questioning your choices Ms. Cox, just my opinion.

  http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s215/laportera/2398283781_0f9565579b.jpg

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• Johonna |  October 12th, 2008 at 3:44 am

  
  
  

  Erm, sorry, I mean MS BALLER.

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• Lotte Cox |  October 12th, 2008 at 7:53 am

  
  
  

  Oh yes, that set is coming, Johonna — I’m just trying to hold off a bit so people don’t accuse us of being all Zlatan, all the time around here. (And I’m honored to be associated with Zlatan in your mind — no worries at all!)

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