HABs: The Coaches Edition

By: Lotte Cox | November 15th, 2008

Jose Mourinho has moved on to Inter Milan, found someone taller and more Swedish to replace Lampard, and gotten an unfortunate haircut, yes, but he’s still just as hot as he was when he was in England.

Roy Keane. So sexy you can forgive both the Manchester United and the Sunderland.

Blackburn’s Paul Ince. What is it about ex-United players?

And, finally, Pep Guardiola, Hot As Balls in Barcelona.

We’re just scratching the surface here, and there are many who have been slighted — drop some suggestions in the comments, and we’ll do a Coaches Edition, v2 to make up for the oversights.

Category: Basic Hot Ballers

Tags: Basic Hot Ballers, Blackburn Rovers, FC Barcelona, Hot Ballers, Inter Milan, Jose Mourinho, Paul Ince, Pep Guardiola, Roy Keane, Sunderland

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• Laurie |  November 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

  
  
  

  I thought that Denis Hamlett from Chicago looked rather sharp in a suit on Thursday night, but alas, the only photos that Google Images will cough up are a slight paunch in a polo shirt.

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• Lotte Cox |  November 15th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

  
  
  

  I was thinking in an MLS direction, too, but could only come up with Juan Carlos Osorio and figured I was alone there. (He’s not got a paunch, though, so there is that!)

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• Andrea |  November 15th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

  
  
  

  Guardiola…yum

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• Jennifer |  November 15th, 2008 at 7:10 pm

  
  
  

  Slaven Bilic SO deserves to be in here..

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• Eveline |  November 15th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

  
  
  

  I am a big fan of Jogi Löw, NT coach of Germany. He takes men-scarves to a whole new level of sexiness.
  Mourinho is still the special one though.

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• Lotte Cox |  November 16th, 2008 at 12:04 am

  
  
  

  Ooooh, good ideas, Jennifer and Eveline — thanks! Next time we’ll do an international coaches edition and get those two in, for sure.

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• Johonna |  November 16th, 2008 at 4:02 am

  
  
  

  You know, I was going to say Bilic but for the life of me, I could not find a decent picture. In my mind he was hot – at least that is what I remembered, but then all the pictures were crap. He used to have earrings and everything, didn’t he?

  And Mourinho’s hair has grown some – it is not quite so severe now.

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• Lotte Cox |  November 17th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

  
  
  

  I’ve got a bunch of good ones of Bilic from the Euros, Johonna, I swear he’s still hot. Maybe he should get his own post, actually …

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• Laurie |  November 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

  
  
  

  Also, if you want to stretch it to beach soccer, I think Eric Cantona is Mr. Joga Bonito himself.

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• Juliet |  November 18th, 2008 at 11:12 pm

  
  
  

  Definitely Bilic. And Bierhoff ain’t too bad, either (he’s only the team manager, but close enuff). Actually, come to think of it, Klinsmann has some adorable looks, and it in great shape.

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