

Gabriel Tamas: A Romanian Not Named Mutu
By: Lotte Cox | March 26th, 2009This is Gabriel Tamas. He plays for Dinamo Bucharest and the Romanian national team, and is ridiculously, infuriatingly beautiful. (Contrary to the impression this picture creates, he’s not actually a floating head.)

Not exactly an angel, he was sent to the B team recently for drinking at training. AT TRAINING.

Can you believe it? Look at that face! Butter wouldn’t melt, and all that.

Oh, who are we kidding? He’s trouble, no question about it.
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Trouble… with a unibrow. But I suppose it just lends to his bad-boy ruggedness. After all, outlaws dont pluck!
He looks a bit like Jude Law in that first photo.
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Damn right! Plus, you gotta look awfully good to be able to pull off a unibrow. Or, you know, an arrow, inexplicably shaved into your head. (Grooming is not his strong suit.)
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OMG – that picture is hysterical. What barber/hair dresser would do that to someone?
Maybe the arrow is actually part of a head-streamlining scheme to help him run faster. You know, it channels the air and decreases drag. The arrowhead was just a little decoration to disguise it and confuse his foes.
Of course, it also might be that he had his hair cut on one of his drinking at work days.
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You know, I had been blaming alcohol, but I like your practical, aerodynamic idea MUCH better.
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I’m sorry but I can’t see beyond the caterpillar sleeping above his eyes. Maybe if I start a little while longer
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