Forget the Game. We’re All About the Hot Bods. Welcome to HABs Offside

By: Amanda Leerat | September 26th, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen!

Or…well…ladies.

We would like to welcome you to HABs Offside, the for-the-ladies equivalent to our sister site, WAGs Offside.

Don’t expect any discussions about the merits of 4-5-1 vs. 3-5-2 here. We are not about the game; we are all about the bods.

When a shirt swap is taking place? We are there. Sweaty dogpiles? We’re on it. Mildly inappropriate man-love goal celebrations? You can count on us. Simple, basic, gorgeous players? Let us be your source.

So what are HABs? You get to choose.

We can be the male equivalent to WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends.): Husbands and Boyfriends.

Don’t like that? How about:
Hot and Bothered
Handsome and Beautiful
Hot, Angry Ballers
Hot, Athletic Bodies
or a certain Offside blogger’s ultra-sexy description of a certain Spanish defender*: Hot As Balls

Whatever your definition? We’re here for you. You can count on us. So bookmark. Now. HABS.theoffside.com.

*Sergio Ramos

Category: Basic Hot Ballers

Tags: andrei arshavin, Basic Hot Ballers, Basic Hot Footballers, Beach Soccer, David Beckham, Demirel, Francesco Totti, Freddie Ljungberg, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Landon Donovan, sweaty dogpiles, Thierry Henry

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• Melissa |  September 27th, 2008 at 1:41 am

  
  
  

  Bookmarked!

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• Andrea |  September 28th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

  
  
  

  Yes! Now we get some eye candy as well.

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• Lissette Evil Blue |  September 28th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  
  
  

  Hell yess, when I saw the WAGS offside I tough it was the END the wags where taking over evrything. But my salvation came in a well shaped hot ballers. tanx Offside.

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• sam |  September 29th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

  
  
  

  GO, Amanda!

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• Juliet |  September 30th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

  
  
  

  Oh, *yes*! I’m so glad to see the balance to the WAGs blog. Let the player appreciation commence!

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• J |  September 30th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

  
  
  

  bookmarked and loving the idea of this blog cheers girls!

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