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Weekend Kisses
By: Lotte Cox |
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After new arrival Diego Milito scored both goals (Zlatan who?) in Inter’s preseason win over AC Milan on Sunday, Javier Zanetti could think of only one way to thank him. See? That kind of inspired decision-making is why he’s captain.
Under the jump, the Russians (well, one Russian and two Brazilians) get into the act.
Category: Man-Love Hotness
Tags: Alex, Argentina, Brazil, Diego Milito, Inter, Inter Milan, Javier Zanetti, Man-Love Hotness, Spartak Moscow, Vladimir Bystrov, WellitonAt Milan, There is No Line Between Football and Modeling
By: Lotte Cox | 1 Comment
Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by minions with cameras. These are not, however, your typical, sports-photographing minions. Oh no, not for Milan — Milan are followed by fashion photographers, so that everything they do appears to [...]
Club America: Taking the World Football Challenge by Storm
By: Lotte Cox | 5 Comments
Club America goalkeeper Armando Navarrete would like you to know two things. First, that his team just beat Inter Milan (in PKs) and AC Milan in the space of four days, and second, that they’re planning to take Chelsea on Sunday, too.*
We here at HABs, meanwhile, would like you to know just one thing: Navarrete [...]
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: New Number, Same Torso
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
Zlatan Ibrahimovic may be on his way to Barcelona, but he’s not there yet. At the moment, he’s in California with Inter, rocking the bottom half of his new #10 gear, and reminding us of the shallowest reasons to love him.
Loïc Perrin: A Frenchman for Your Consideration
By: Lotte Cox | 1 Comment
Loïc Perrin isn’t yet 24, but he’s already not only captain of Ligue 1 club Saint-Etienne, but is also doing his best to forge himself a little modeling career. Thoughts? We’re pretty impressed by the Clive Owen-style smolder, as well as by his willingness to foreground that chest hair.
One more after the jump with the [...]
Category: Hot BallersAndy Carroll: Looking Good in the Championship
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Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn’t mean Andy Carroll isn’t still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, dammit! He’s definitely the main reason we appreciate Newcastle’s decision to end each of their three-a-day training sessions with ice baths. More, please.
Matteo Ferrari: Bringing the Hot in Istanbul
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After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica’s hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa’s Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his move to Besiktas yesterday. While it’s a sad day for Serie A because he’s both easy on the eyes and coming off his best season in a while, the fact [...]
Oguchi Onyewu: An American in Milan
By: Lotte Cox | 4 Comments
[Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!]
After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan announced this morning that Oguchi Onyewu will be joining the big time, trading Belgian champions Standard Liège for a chance in Serie A. And, since Alessandro Nesta hasn’t gone a [...]
Manchester United: Rocking Their New Kits
By: Lotte Cox | 3 Comments
Rio Ferdinand wants you all to know that he thinks United’s new kits are fierce as hell, and suggests you think the same, whether or not a certain Portuguese is wearing them. We don’t know about you, but we’re not going to argue.
More Rio after the jump, along with Rooney, Evra, Park, van der Sar, [...]
Karim Benzema: Welcome to Madrid!
By: Lotte Cox | 1 Comment
As everyone has no doubt heard, Karim Benzema packed up his stuff and moved from Lyon to Real Madrid yesterday, throwing his hat into the ring (GEDDIT?) for a regular spot in the New Galacticos™.
How do you think they’ll decide which of their zillion attackers will get to start? Rock, Scissors, Paper? Duels? Asking [...]
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