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Federico Balzaretti: Criminally Overlooked
By: Lotte Cox |
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You may remember Federico Balzaretti from this post, in which he helped Palermo youngsters with difficult things like tying ties. But, as evidenced by the above picture, he’s more than capable of standing on his own, without cocky punks like Simon Kjaer cramping his style. Click to see Balza in all his HQ, scruffy, David [...]
Category: Pierluigi Casiraghi: Another One For the Hot Coaches File
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
His tactics may sometimes be dodgy, but Italy’s U21 coach Pierluigi Casiraghi looks so good that we tend to get distracted when we try to question his decisions.
An Enthusiastic Greeting for Roberto Soldado
By: Lotte Cox | No Comments
Roberto Soldado, it appears, has made Getafe fans very happy indeed.
What’s that? You say where you are it’s a crime to greet people who have pleased you by groping them and trying to take their clothes? Why, where’s the fun is that?
Jérémy Clément: Young, Pretty, and Proud of his Nipples
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
This is Jérémy Clément. He plays for PSG and, despite appearances, is actually an old man of 24 rather than a child of 17. Based on this photoshoot, he also seems to be the physical manifestation of the word “twink.” Not that there’s a damn thing wrong with that, of course.
Tim Cahill: Always Fashion Conscious
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Whether he’s playing for Everton or qualifying for the World Cup with Socceroos, Tim Cahill knows labels are important: Check the Armani waistband he carefully displayed during Australia’s postgame celebrations over the weekend. Well done, sir — expect that fee from the Armani office soon.
Two more of the Armani-pimping (oh, and the shirtlessness) after the [...]
Tags: Australia, Basic Hot Ballers, Cahill, Everton, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Socceroos, Tim Cahill, Tim Cahill shirtlessZlatan Ibrahimovic: Melting Hearts (And Other Parts)
By: Lotte Cox | 7 Comments
You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the traditional parade of small children (two sons by Zlatan). The Swede himself celebrated the former by taking off his clothes and flexing, and the latter by being so adorable even [...]
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