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Eric Abidal: Fooballer + Model
By: Lotte Cox |
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A Champions League winner’s medal isn’t enough for Barcelona’s Eric Abidal — not by a long shot. He’s also working on a modeling career and, based on the above image, it looks very promising, at least in the area of underwear and/or nakedness. Plus, there’s an added bonus in modeling for Abidal: Red cards are [...]
Tags: Abidal, Abidal modeling, Barcelona, Basic Hot Ballers, Eric Abidal, Eric Abidal shirtless, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot BallersOgling Bojan Krkic is Very, Very Wrong
By: Lotte Cox | 6 Comments
It’s just that, well. It’s awfully difficult to look away sometimes, isn’t it?
Jadson: Winner and Daddy
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
After scoring the winning goal in added time, being named Man of the Match, and lifting the UEFA Cup, Shakhtar’s Jadson had only one thing left to do: Find his son. All together now: Awwwwww!
(You know, it’s a pity this doesn’t happen in other professions — it’d be nice to see lawyers triumphantly kissing [...]
Lorenzo De Silvestri: Getting His Dance On
By: Lotte Cox | 1 Comment
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After Lazio won the Coppa Italia in penalty kicks last week, they did what victorious footballers are expected to do: Took off nearly every stitch of clothing and posed for pictures. Just posing, however, was not enough for the magnificent Lorenzo De Silvestri (who’s very much not the gremlin his Dancing Face might [...]
On the Lighter Side: Cristiano Ronaldo’s “Awakening”
By: Amanda Leerat | 1 Comment
Sometimes a video says so much that we have nothing left to add. This is such a video.
(If you know who the bulge-in-profile belongs to, please enlighten us in the comments.)
The Ongoing Mystery of Marko Pantelic’s Crotch
By: Lotte Cox | 7 Comments
As has been discussed here before, we’ve got a growing suspicion that Hertha’s Marko Pantelic is actually a walking, talking Ken Doll. Not that we’re complaining, really, it’s just that, given how low he wears his pants, we really ought to have seen some sign of actual, human genitalia by now. But there’s nothing! Just [...]
Since We Are On The Subject
By: Wanda Touchim | 7 Comments
Is it just me or is Dani Alves distinctly less hirsute now than he was after the Chelsea game? Here he is celebrating during Barcalona’s match against Villareal yesterday. Didn’t that game end in a draw?
Category: Hot BallersDani Alves: Proudly Unwaxed
By: Lotte Cox | 4 Comments
Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up enough about Barca going through last night to strip with enthusiasm, showing off his stubbly torso — either he’s just sworn off waxing, or he hasn’t had time to hit [...]
Everyone Wants a Piece of Arshavin
By: Lotte Cox | 3 Comments
Scoring at will is one thing, but it’s not until you’re accepted by the club’s creepy mascot (What IS that thing?) that you know you’re really on the inside. Well done, Andrei. Just … be careful. That thing looks hungry, and you’re no more than an amuse-bouche even to a human, let alone a giant [...]
Category: Freaking AdorableThe Anti-HAB
By: Wanda Touchim | 3 Comments
Ok, so you know the idea that you can’t really know what it is to be happy unless you know what it is to be sad? If it helps, I think that it was probably the moral of a Star Trek episode… Or maybe I am thinking of the Brady Bunch… Well, whatever 70s sitcom [...]
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