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Lorik Cana Hearts Samir Nasri
By: Amanda Leerat |
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Remember a long time ago, when Samir Nasri was still at Marseille?
And remember when Lorik Cana had long hair, and looked like a really hot caveman who seemed like the type who would go out and club a mate to drag back to the cave?
Somehow in our imaginations it looked [...]
Edison Cavani: Football, Braces and Couture
By: Lotte Cox | No Comments
Edison Cavani’s life at Palermo started with bang two years ago, when he was barely 20 and scored a sick equalizer in his first appearance for the club. (Scoring on his debut is a habit for him — he did the same in his first appearance for the senior Uruguayan national team.)
Now an old man [...]
Fun at the Weekend With Gourcuff, Pique and the Boys from Valencia
By: Amanda Leerat | 4 Comments
A few fun shots from Saturday for those who appreciate some good action:
First, does Bordeaux’s Yoann Gourcuff get even prettier when he wins things? Is that even possible? Must research this.
Category: Hot BallersMladen Petric Likes Paint (And Looking Hard)
By: Lotte Cox | 3 Comments
You know Mladen Petric — he plays for Croatia (you can tell by the Slaven Bilic reflected in his hip shades) and, as of last summer, Hamburg in Germany. He also, rather unexpectedly, seems to have a thing for being covered in paint.
When They Were Young: Adrian Mutu
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
“Well hello, housekeeping! I’ve been expecting you — come right in.”
Tags: Adrian Mutu, Chelsea, Dinamo Bucharest, Fiorentina, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, juventus, mutu shirtless, RomaniaChampions League, HABS Style
By: Wanda Touchim | 3 Comments
As anyone who spends any time on this board knows, the Champions League quarter finals just finished. I will admit, every team that I support did not make it this far, so I have been only mildly interested in the games. Well, that is until I started looking at the pictures:
Cesc Fabregas without a shirt [...]
Category: Basic Hot Ballers“Teaching Reading Through Football the Pretty Way,” by Diego
By: Amanda Leerat | No Comments
This is Diego.
Diego plays football for Werder Bremen.
See Diego score!
Good, Diego! Good!
Score against the Italians!
Category: Hot BallersMmm … Alexi Sanchez
By: Lotte Cox | 6 Comments
Chile’s Alexi Sanchez (that’s him on our right, with the hip cleavage) moved from River Plate to Udinese in Italy this season. Disappointingly, apart from one match, he’s been keeping his clothes on since his arrival in Serie A. Luckily for us, though, the internets remember what the old days where like.
I Love Dressing Room Celebrations
By: Wanda Touchim | 3 Comments
Maybe it is the joy of the players or their camaraderie that makes them so appealing. All that singing and laughing… Oh, who am I kidding? It is the hot football players jumping around in their undies!
Category: Gratuitous NudityGenoa, Home of the Manpile
By: Lotte Cox | 1 Comment
This season, Genoa have proved their willingness to climb on top of one another at the drop of a hat. When you’re in the process of achieving an amazing home win over Juventus, though, it calls for something a little bit special: Cue the midgame, on-pitch orgy, supervised — ostensibly, anyway — by those who [...]
Tags: Basic Hot Ballers, Bosko Jankovic, genoa, genoa cfc, Giuseppe Sculli, Man-Love Hotness, matteo ferrari, Salvatore Bocchetti, Thiago Motta
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