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Brazilian NT: Maxin’ and Relaxin’
By: Lotte Cox |
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Brazil’s (and Inter’s) godlike keeper Julio Cesar takes a well-deserved break, joined by the singificantly less deserving Robinho. One assumes Robinho is there just to thank Julio Cesar (over and over and over again) for miraculously grabbing Brazil a point after they were dominated by Ecuador but somehow managed a 1-1 draw.
Take a look at [...]
Tags: Brasil, Brazil, Felipe Melo, Freaking Adorable, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Inter, Inter Milan, Julio Cesar, Julio Cesar shirtless, Lucio, Man CIty, Manchester City, Robinho, Robinho shirtless, shirtlessBeckham – 109 Caps and Still Stripping
By: Wanda Touchim | 11 Comments
David Beckham is one of those players that people either love or love to hate (or obsess over). There is no denying, he is beautiful – and he absolutely knows it. I thought, as a special tribute given his new record, we could take a little looksee at what all the fuss is about.
Frankie Hejduk. Wait. Frankie Hejduk?
By: Amanda Leerat | 2 Comments
There is no reason for this photo to be sexy.
Wind-snarled long hair, winter-pale skin… Nope, no reason at all.
So why is it?
P.S. I think Tim Howard is checking out Frankie’s rearview.
Category: Gratuitous NudityGabriel Tamas: A Romanian Not Named Mutu
By: Lotte Cox | 5 Comments
This is Gabriel Tamas. He plays for Dinamo Bucharest and the Romanian national team, and is ridiculously, infuriatingly beautiful. (Contrary to the impression this picture creates, he’s not actually a floating head.)
Lampard-a-licious
By: Wanda Touchim | 1 Comment
From his “Chap next door” good looks….
Category: Basic Hot BallersAnd to Celebrate, Let’s ALL Massage Pavel Nedved’s Buttocks!
By: Amanda Leerat | 4 Comments
This is mainly just your standard goal video. At least until you get to about the :25 mark, when it becomes a special personal moment between Vincenzo Iaquinta and the goal-scorer, Pavel Nedved.
Sometimes these goal celebrations say what words can only hint at…
(It’s okay, Vincenzo. When we’re happy, we have to [...]
Category: Man-Love HotnessThree Words: Zlatan. Hip. Cleavage.
By: Lotte Cox | 4 Comments
The pictures are one thing, but seeing Zlatan’s torso in glorious motion (as he graciously steps out of line to give the camera a clear view) is something else entirely. For some reason he wasn’t the point of this report, but the important bit is excerpted above. And looped four a few times, to enable [...]
Spring Can’t Come Soon Enough
By: Wanda Touchim | 4 Comments
It is cold and wet and I have reached that point where I am simply over winter. I want warm and sun and leaves on the trees already. Since I cant change the weather, I thought some reminders of summer might help everyone think warm thoughts… How about some shirtless, sweaty footballers from last summer [...]
Category: Basic Hot BallersThe Ballack Bouncing Bulge, Again
By: Amanda Leerat | No Comments
Yes, we’ve seen video of the Bodacious Ballack Bouncing Bulge before, but… Well, some things just never get old.
(Know what this video needs, though? Slow motion.)
Category: Bulges and SuchWhat is Off About This Picture?
By: Ivanna Baller | 9 Comments
Any picture with Paolo Maldini (those beautiful eyes) always catches my attention. But upon closer inspection of this example of a Milanese lovefest…something seems off.
Is it…the awkward look on Andrea Pirlo’s face? David Beckham puffing his chest out? Filippo Inzaghi wanting some action? Alexandre Pato desperately needing a shave? Or is it Paolo Maldini’s deer-caught-in-headlights [...]
Category: Man-Love Hotness
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