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Alert: David Blaine Has Taken Control of Chelsea
By: Lotte Cox |
4 Comments
It’s one thing for Chelsea to invite David Blaine to join them in public for a bit of magical bonding. It’s quite another, however, for Blaine to start showing up in the Chelsea locker room, spending a lot of time in close proximity to the ones (read: Didier Drogba) who are closest to naked. The [...]
Tags: Chelsea, David Blaine, Didier Drogba, Didier Drogba shirtless, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Michael BallackMan Love to the Max
By: Ivanna Baller | 8 Comments
Love on the football field doesn’t get much better than this.
PS: I was drinking soda when I watched. Bad idea because there are some funny moments that take you by surprise. And now my nose hurts.
Mirko Vucinic Does the Basic Instinct Flash
By: Amanda Leerat | 3 Comments
Daryl over at The Offside’s main page referred to this video clip as “the soccer equivalent of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.”** Perfect allusion. Because you kind of see…but almost…yet not quite…but surely, right there, for just one second…except maybe not…
Or maybe so. Judge for yourself.
P.S. What kind of [...]
Category: Gratuitous NudityGigi Buffon, Pulling One Back for Italy
By: Wanda Touchim | 4 Comments
After the first day of the Champions League knock-out rounds we are 2/3rds through the epic England vs Italy matches and Italy is one down.
Despite Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s thigh dominance over C. Ronaldo, Inter were not able to beat Manchester United yesterday; the game ended in a 0-0 draw.
Unfortunately, not even his Tottiness was [...]
Good Morning, Harry Kewell
By: Lotte Cox | 5 Comments
A little wet, shirtless something to ease our Champions League-ravaged nerves. Just look, and try to breathe.
(T-minus five hours til kickoff.)
Tags: Australia, Basic Hot Ballers, Galatasaray, Gratuitous Nudity, Harry Kewell, Harry Kewell shirtless, Liverpool, shirtless, SocceroosInter Milan vs. Manchester United Preview…From a HABS perspective
By: Ivanna Baller | 14 Comments
Tomorrow hails the exciting return of one of club football’s most exciting tournaments, the Champions League. A lot of interesting match ups are taking place over the next two days, and no doubt, they will feature many instances of man piles and gratuitous nudity.
One of the biggest games will be taking place between Inter [...]
Category: Hot BallersHottie World Cup Voting Starts Tomorrow
By: Amanda Leerat | 8 Comments
Because we believe in ogler solidarity, we want to bring to your attention the Hottie World Cup, created by fellow player oglers over at — you guessed it — hottieworldcup.blogspot.com. Voting opens tomorrow, so be sure to go and ogle your little hearts out.
Oh, and then vote.
Here are a couple of [...]
Category: Hot BallersAdrian Mutu Just Keeps Getting Prettier
By: Amanda Leerat | 3 Comments
That whole ugly drug issue is behind him now (aside from that unfortunate money thing.) Maybe that’s why Adrian Mutu just seems to be getting prettier and prettier?
Below, a few photos from this week’s UEFA Cup game.
Category: Hot BallersMarkus Rosenberg: Tasty Swedish Meatball
By: Wanda Touchim | 3 Comments
Hey there HABers. I am new here, and, for my first submission, I give you hunky Swedish forward Markus Rosenberg:
Joaquín: Not Exactly Shy
By: Lotte Cox | 7 Comments
This, apparently, is how they used to celebrate at Real Betis: Joaquín would dance, and teammates would (presumably) take turns as his partner/groper. Man. God only knows how he was able to drag himself away — Valencia may have a lot of short guys named David, but they’re nothing compared to a nice, intimate booty [...]
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