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Ezequiel Lavezzi: Another Adorable Argie
By: Lotte Cox |
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Generally, some sort of introduction goes here, but it’s Lavezzi, and it’s hard to be articulate around him. So, to sum up: Napoli, Argentina, Olympic gold medalist. Very nearly too cute for words.
See what I mean?
Tags: Argentina, Ezequiel Lavezzi, Freaking Adorable, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, Napoli, Serie A, tattoosWho Knew Santa Was So Damn Cute?
By: Amanda Leerat | No Comments
Merry belated Christmas, ladies! (And gents. We don’t judge.) Once again we bring you the utterly adorable Sergio “Kun” Aguero of Atletico Madrid. This time dressed as Santa Claus. The boy with the smile that can make us forget the anemic “Ho ho hos.”
Lucky Giannina Maradona (yes, daughter [...]
Category: Freaking AdorableHappy Boca Boy
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
Despite losing their last match, Boca Juniors won a crazy, three-legged playoff to take the Apertura title last week, something which made a lot of people, including the adorable Sebastian Battaglia, very happy indeed.
Four more of gleeful Battaglia under the jump.
We Love Cleats
By: Amanda Leerat | No Comments
Cleats grip. They grab. They pull.
And oh, how we love them for it.
(This photo is a blast from the past that came without identification. Our assumption is that it’s Celtic’s Bobo Balde. No idea about the lucky chap feeling the breeze.)
Mourinho Hugs a Glistening Maicon
By: Amanda Leerat | 2 Comments
Some videos need no words.
Tags: goal celebrations, Gratuitous Nudity, Hot Ballers, InterMilan, Jose Mourinho, Maicon, Man-Love HotnessCristiano Ronaldo: Is That a Pick or a Scratch?
By: Amanda Leerat | 3 Comments
So why is it that boys grab on when they’re happy? (Such as after winning the Club World Cup?)
Wait. Never mind. Stupid question. It’s because they can.
(And don’t tell me the hand is just resting there. I’m not seeing a thumb.)
Category: Hot BallersThe Beckham Has Landed
By: Lotte Cox | 6 Comments
OMG DAVID BECKHAM YOU GUYS! (That sounded convincing, right?)
Unless you’ve been under a (lovely, media frenzy-damping) rock for the past month or two, you’re well aware that David Beckham is joining AC Milan on loan for a few months starting, well, now. Whether we think this is happening purely for footballing reasons or because Milan [...]
Santander Celebrate Prettily
By: Amanda Leerat | No Comments
Look! It’s a goal celebration! Kind of like a dogpile, only prettier and with slightly less sweat and testosterone. (Which probably means it smells better, too.)
Photo: RAFA RIVAS/AFP/Getty Images
Category: Hot BallersRafael Nadal Ought to Switch Sports
By: Ivanna Baller | 3 Comments
Not that he isn’t an amazing tennis player, which he is, but he would be a very very welcome sight on the football pitch as well. He was nice enough to give us a glimpse of that possibility in last Tuesday’s Friends of Iker vs. Friends of Rafa charity match.
My advice to Rafa? To stop [...]
Category: Freaking AdorableMarco Boriello: Never Subtle
By: Lotte Cox | 2 Comments
Generally in this situation I’d say something like “dumb as a box of hammers,” but since Milan striker Marco Boriello’s (ex) girlfriend recently cheated on him on national TV, I suppose he deserves a bit of mercy for a change.
Plus, posing with nothing on always makes him feel better, so you’re helping him out [...]
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