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Yeah, That’s Probably Not Worksafe
By: Lotte Cox |This is the part of himself that Joaquin wants us to see without clothes covering it. Under the cut is a glimpse of the parts he’d probably really rather keep for a select few.
Champions League O Faces
By: Amanda Leerat |This is not an original idea — we think we first saw it on Kickette. But it’s a good one. Here we have a collage of the Champions League boys. Caught in the act.
On Top of the Scoring Charts
By: Ivanna Baller |After scoring Liverpool’s only goal in yesterday’s match against Marseille, Steven Gerrard is tied with Lionel Messi as top scorer in the UEFA Champions League, with five goals apiece. For a central midfielder, that isn’t bad at all. So far, he’s scored in four of the five CL matches, and in three of those occasions, [...]
Diego Forlan Could do a Flat Abs Infomercial
By: Amanda Leerat |How flat is Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlan’s belly?
So flat you could probably use it for a ruler.
(Quick. You hold him down while we grab a pen.)
The Oldest (And Coolest) Man Who Will Ever Appear Here
By: Lotte Cox |Marcello Lippi.
60 years old.
Recently returned World Cup-winning coach of the Italian National Team.
Not lost in 31 straight matches in charge of the NT.
Pimp.
Just Another Well-Oiled Naked Italian
By: Amanda Leerat |
Which Italian player likes to get naked?
Oh, wait. Trick question. The answer is all of them, of course! But with Il Capitano Fabio Cannavaro, there’s more photographic proof than with most.
Slaven Bilic: The Coach With His Own Post
By: Lotte Cox |In the comments on last weekend’s coaches post, Johonna mentioned Slaven Bilic, a man on whom there’s very little middle ground: Either you think he looks like the Angel of Death (which is sexy as hell), or you think he looks like the Angel of Death (which is terrifying and gross).
This post, obviously, is [...]
A Few More Man-Love Photos
By: Amanda Leerat |I have been collecting these photos for a few weeks now. I believe it’s time to share them with you so I can take them off my hard drive!
First? Embraces at Sevilla.
Some Eye Candy From Down Under
By: Ivanna Baller |The Australian A-League doesn’t get much coverage in the Northern Hemisphere, which is too bad, because, besides koalas and kangaroos, Australia is home to a very good number of pretty footballers.
Here is a very small selection:
Alex Wilkinson of Central Coast Mariners
HABs: The Coaches Edition
By: Lotte Cox |Jose Mourinho has moved on to Inter Milan, found someone taller and more Swedish to replace Lampard, and gotten an unfortunate haircut, yes, but he’s still just as hot as he was when he was in England.






