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In Praise of Hip-Dips
By: Amanda Leerat |
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Ah, hip-dips. Those sweet, sexy little arrows that draw the eye downward and toward the center while screaming “LOOK DOWN HERE!! LOOK DOWN HERE!!”
Thank you, hip-dips. Don’t mind if we do.
Chelsea’s John Terry
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Category: Hot BallersA Little Man Love To Start Your Day
By: Ivanna Baller | 6 Comments
In the mood for something that will leave you feeling nice and warm inside?
Out of context, this video could probably be accused of having homosexual overtones. But didn’t you know? Football is all about the man love (when it’s not about the game, that is).
Category: Hot BallersOlof Mellberg: Perfect, Even Fully-Clothed
By: Lotte Cox | 1 Comment
Alright, we admit it: Most of the footballers you’ll be seeing here are likely to be wearing as little as possible. There are a few, though, who are more then welcome even in baggy jeans and turtlenecks, and Juventus’ Olof Mellberg is at the top of that list.
Sexy viking beard? Check. Outrageously gorgeous eyes? Check. [...]
What’s So Sexy About Florent Malouda?
By: Amanda Leerat | 2 Comments
What’s so sexy about France and Chelsea winger Florent Malouda?
We’re not sure, but we think it’s the accent. And the cheekbones. And the smile. And the accent.
Wait. I said that already.
And let’s just completely forget about how that game he’s discussing ended for Chelsea and enjoy the eye candy, [...]
Category: Basic Hot BallersForget the Game. We’re All About the Hot Bods. Welcome to HABs Offside
By: Amanda Leerat | 6 Comments
Ladies and gentlemen!
Or…well…ladies.
We would like to welcome you to HABs Offside, the for-the-ladies equivalent to our sister site, WAGs Offside.
Don’t expect any discussions about the merits of 4-5-1 vs. 3-5-2 here. We are not about the game; we are all about the bods.
When [...]
Category: Basic Hot Ballers
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